Oneliners/quotes

Vandaag had ik zin om een paar oneliners/quotes te verzinnen, en zoals gewoonlijk bij mij kunnen die soms een beetje grof en seksistisch overkomen. Mijn raad is ze niet serieus te nemen, of ze gewoon niet te lezen :p Ze zijn in het Engels, maar qua woordenschat valt het echt hééél goed mee.

Enjoy ^^

If you're trying to get yr hands on some bottom, just slap one, they might get upset, but at least you were half way there!

Romance is overrated, it's like foreplay without the sex.

Paradise always has its litter

Men might be pigs, but women are ingrowing warts... but even if you're a wart, you can look like a cute extra nipple

My anxiety is expanding, you know, like your bottom

A tight bottom is like an eclair without the pudding

Fear is caused by the paranoia something awful is going to happen to you

Pudding can go in, but it rarely comes out, it just seeks its way to enlarge the parts you think are the most attractive

A nipple is like a tiny breast with a nipple on top, suffering from an allergic reaction.

A strong arm has seen a lot of practice.

Women are always in a good mood when they're going out with their fat girlfriend.

Porn is the expression of male admiration for cheap women.

I'm not being hard on you, there's like a three feet distance between us!

Nipples are an orientation point for blind people having sex.